Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Sex sounds

This is the kind of video with no video quality. It's 3 minutes and 18 seconds straight of sex sounds. So what do you with a video (audio) clip like this? We say open it up on a office buddy's computer, walk away, and enjoy the show.

runtime: 03:18

Burnt out

Sure there are plenty of burn out videos and people spinning tires. But how many do it with a front wheel drive Jetta? And even more stupidly, how many stand in front of the car while filming it? Not many (it was the obvious answer).

runtime: 00:25

Radio Flying

This is a one of those "dumbass" videos. Guy is on a classic Radio Flyer you know, "The Original Red Wagon." He makes it up to only like 13 mph. Proof positive that the Wussification of America is running rampant. We've done this same stunt with a bong in one hand a beer in the other. Pussy!

runtime: 05:28 (ed. but don't dare spend that much time on it.)

Real Transformer

This is one of those clips funnier to look at after bong hit 2 or 3. Cool graphics show a Citroen being turned into a transformer.

runtime: 00:26

Kickback

This one circulated around a bit before Youtube but is a good watch. Even for just the fact that they label it terrorist. This could be the guy protecting our ports .

runtime: 0:16


via: Ogrish.com

It takes two to Tango, we mean, Salsa

Thank god they kept this one short. We were kind enough to wait till after lunch to post this. We figure this could double as a great video motivator for that significant other who might be enjoying the winter a little too much. Just kidding hunny.

runtime: 00:19
5">

Boys and their Toys

This is by far the most extreme model airplance built to date. Made our of Kevlar and carbon fiber, this replica jet can reach speeds of 280 mph. It even has real mini turbines. It could have done without the Top Gun musical score, but still fun to watch.

runtime: 02:40

Butter fly!

This chick knows how to work a butterfly knife. And with that serious face on her, we think she would love to just cut off your balls.

runtime: 00:21

Can't get it in

Seems like youtube has become a haven for soccer (futbol for you Euro fags) videos. I don't know who's playing, but I do know that whoever is shooting on net, multiple times, suck.

runtime: 00:14

Bushizms

Although not laugh out funny haha, definitely good for an inner chucle. Set to the tune "How Sweet to be an Idiot" this clip showcases some of Pres Bush's no so flatteting moments. Highlights include him using a lady's shirt to clean his glasses and picking his nose in the stands (although in fairness, that was before he was President).

runtime: 01:19


If this had you quenching for more, here is our Bush link dump:

-Set off the new year right.

-Although Bush may be an idiot, his speech writer is a genius.

-Some of Bush's classic speech screw ups.

-The unabridged history of how Bush became president.

-Bush drunk at a party, before his presidency.